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The Pizza Party Crew 
Looking for the BEST free company in the game? The one overflowing with Ultimate clearing raiders and hardcore engamers who are filling out mechanic spreadsheets before noon and ready to teach you all their tricks?
YOU’RE BARKING UP THE WRONG DAMN TREE. THIS ISN'T YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S FREE COMPANY.
If you live on beer, pizza, and unsolicited animal pictures, then congrats; you’re already halfway through the application process we don’t have.
We used to run under the Straw Hats name until some cowards from a Spanish island nobody can pin on a map decided to stab us in the back and pretend they earned it. Let ’em have it. Names are cheap. They can cling to the scraps while we build something louder, stronger, and hotter than anything they could handle.
In our rebuild, we started as a small crew just showing up, running whatever we felt like, and muscling our way through content with nothing but grit, alcohol, and rage. No officers barking orders, no clipboard-carrying nerds assigning homework. Just a bunch of players who logged in, stood shoulder to shoulder, and got shit done.
Now we’re expanding the roster like the plate of a fat man at the buffet line. We’re not recruiting employees and we’re not handing out job descriptions. Show up if you feel like it, vanish for a week if life happens, nobody’s keeping score. We don’t care what you parse, what guides you’ve memorized, or how many spreadsheets you’ve built. If you want rules, strict ranks, application forms, and loudmouths pretending to be in charge, go join one of the weenie FCs all over this server. We’re here to hang out, bulldoze some content when the mood hits and nonchalantly outparse the tryhards while we do it. Come have fun or don’t, we're not your mother, just don’t make it weird.
What You’ll Gain 
Unlimited Pizza
DUH! More pizza than your weak mortal body can process.
A Bald Eagle
Yeah that's right, a feathered patriot that watches over you like a pissed-off angel.
Save a Tree
We don’t waste paper printing mechanics like cowards.
Unsolicited Pet Pics
Animals everywhere. You’ll like them or you’ll learn.
Drama Immunity
We ain’t got time for drama. If it complains, we can kill it.
Unrepenting Jesus's Love
Blessings inbound, whether you're worthy or not.